Boot Extractor, 2003
A cowboy is tough. A cowboy is slick. But most of all he is cool.
"But tell me what is cool, when at the end of the day he bends down
and starts pulling on his boots like an ox on a plow which got stuck behind a rock?"
"Cowboys never take their boots off like that.
They all use a boot extractor"
"Knot one end of a thick rope to your mule.
If you don't have a mule, use a car.
Throw the rope over a strong branch of a tree.
Knot the other end of the rope around your chest.
Put two big rocks on top of your boots.
Signal to your mule to get moving."