August 2006

THE WRONG WAY ON THE WRONG DAY - ERNESTO BLEW IT



Updated Sep 2, 10:45 a.m. ET
We are sad to inform you that due to tropical rainstorm weather conditions The Wrong way to Floyd Bennett Field program has been postponed. The 20 passenger aircraft stays warm and dry inside the eteam's bedrooom hangar in Sunnyside.
The program has been rescheduled for October 7 from 2-6.
We hope you keep trying and RSVP to Anthony 212.219.0473 x29 or anthony@artingeneral.org.


——————————- Montello Crew - If the aircraft can not take off at Floyd Bennett Field, it won't land at IAM today. ————————— Everyone can take the day off. ———————- How are the weather conditions at IAM?

Help… Please fix the photo to size on the Chapel page. Thank you

Go to the Airport Chapel and find out how the Ace of Hearts plays out into a blessing.

For almost a year we had to work undercover. Today we got clearance from Moscow. We recceived a plastic ID card with certified mail, our pictures printed on the front. On the back of the card we had to scratch free the CODE.
It said: IAM AA - in both cases.
Your Ambassadors

Dear Brewmaster from Juan at the Airport

Competition might be an addition and good for the business. Our Special: Hot Wings.
See you soon around, in the air and on the ground.
Franzy & Mara

Find out at Juan at the Airport http://www.internationalairportmontello.com/airport/doku.php?id=juan

Where is Computer Ed???
Lost on an Island???Lost in the Jungle??
Trapped inside a Mirror???
Or is he on a long winding road, somewhere in the great basin??
Where ever he is be assured he is always in an “IAM State of Mind”. Rumor has it that via a wringle in time, he will shake the sand from the moon from his hair and return to IAM on Sept. 15. He has read all applications for the support crew from NYC and to put it mildly he is very impressed. Junior and Sweety will accompany him as usual, they will have to sniff all applicants however before any applicant can receive their final approval ha ha ha. I did not notice anywhere in the applications where the applicants mentioned how they smell! I am sure they smell good too. ha ha ha.

When he looks to the sky he knows that all of you are with him, where ever he may be.

Computer Ed, Your arrival at IAM will be crowned with a golden helmet!

Airport Representatives and Passengers without proper identification.
Please report to Passport Photography immediately.

Thank you God for the special effects.

Go to the Airport Chapel to learn more about how the wind and weather became a perfect setting.

The IAM state of mind has arrived (or never left) at some layover passengers returning from International Airport Montello. It is unclear what causes the effect, is it an infection which mutates, is it deeply disturbing, is it unconsciously putting powdered dairy creamer into coffee, is it an incomplete set of Bingo cards, is it skepticism about the crazy glue or something else? We don't know yet.

Go to Juan AT The Airport for a peep through the Looking Glass.

I would like to send a big Hello to everyone from Germany. The IAM Passport Photographer and I (an IAM ambasador) made it, even though we rose suspision because the Singapore Airline staff did not believe we were over 18 years old and were allowed to travel without assistance. Anyway, it was nice to be questioned that same question over and over again.
Other than that I am jetlaged and I have a luggage question, which I am hoping to find an answer too. Please see here.
P.S. There is a plane filled with German chocolate on it's way to IAM:) Please prepare landing!

Inbound aircraft carrying German chocolate this is the IAM Control Tower be advised you are clear to land on runway one niner one.

CUSTOMS
Report to customs immediately with the imported chocolate. The cargo will have to be taste tested.

HOMELAND SECURITY
Report to the Department of Homeland Security. Homeland Security suspects criminal activity and wants to take a bite out of crime.

Airport Chapel
Report to the Chapel with the German Chocolate…The Chaplain will bless and taste the import.

JUAN AT THE AIRPORT
If there is anything left… Then… Report to Juan's to finish it off.

September 22, 2006 - 12 NOON AIRPORT GENERAL ALERT

AIRPORT MANAGER FOILS HI-JACK ATTEMPT OF AIRPORT CHOCOLATES

I have just been informed of an alledged attempt to hi-jack airport cargo. It's been reported to me that a shipment of “Chocolates” from Germany to IAM were to be sent to the Airprt Chaplain's office.

This failed attempt does not mean this is the end of it. I have just launched a special ops investigation into the matter.

The Choclates upon clearance from HOMELAND SECURITY will be taken directly to my office to be inventoried and signed for by me! They will remain in my possession until this investigation concludes!

All other foreign cargo is to be immediately cleared by me upon arrival at IAM.

I'm going on record as saying “I don't believe for one minute, that our Airport Chaplain Henry “J”, had anything to do with this failed attempt.”

As always, I look forward to your continued support.

IAM Interim Airport Manager

ron…

Do planes, carrying sugar containing food products have the potential for causing special attention, especially if they are serving German/American relationships? There is some history, and there even might be some very loose connection between the American Candy Bomber and a Germany Chocolate plane, if one expands the meaning of “airlift”. What do you think?
Franzy (currently on duty in Germany)
P.S. There will be another shipment of chocolate - air dropped or addressed. No worries:)

… Loading us into a van, “shuttle driver” Anthony Marcellini (AIG's curatorial assistant) drove us through the penny-slot casinos and golf courses of Wendover, UT, and into the open desert—crossing the state line into Nevada en route to “another terminal”—our first stop in Montello. …
… When we made a stop in town before heading on to the airstrip to await our connection, “airport manager” Dr. Ron Abbott informed us that the rapidly degenerating weather would entail yet another delay. …

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The song I was just listening to, continously repeated “2nd choice” in terms of a 2nd possibility not in terms of validation. I hope I am getting the distinction right here, as the song or better what is being repeated, is in german (zweite möglichkeit).

It reminds me of IAM where there is constantly a 2nd possibility, it is not repetitive as in the song, but rather constantly present.
I like IAM's 2nd possibility for that, it creates this parrallel which is constantly present without being repetitive. - Sometimes it even becomes so present it looses presences and representations. So for some reason IAM has lost its luggage handler Justin, there was no information on his whereabout, maybe an instance of the IAM 2nd possibility.
Luckily the van driver and the layover support crew member took over and no passenger was without luggage. I wonder about this parallel 2nd and try to imagine what is happening at IAM while I am here. In order to get a feeling for the other place I am not at at the very moment, I am looking at pictures taken last week at IAM. Today I came across 2 independently taken instances of solidly black recordings of the past layover. One was a still image and the other video footage. If nothing would have been recorded there would be noise or no image file at all. On the other hand, recording black means recording evenly no colors opposed to recording white where all 3 colors are mixed together and evenly spread out.
It might seem far fetched but the energy created by and via IAM could be related to a black hole, which again would explain why colors are sucked from images and efforts to get a plane to land using various means, have failed so far and created only extended delays for passengers trying to leave IAM. One other instance of a black hole came in front of the surveillance camera in the form of a bug which was sighted at 12:25PM at the Skyview Dinner Club and which carried a black hole on its back. Further investigation on the time when the black images were recorded will prove if there is any relation between these events.
Or it might be just a lightning problem and directly related to the missing illumination at IAM's runway, which in particular one passenger pointed out to me. — hajoe 2006/09/25

IAM in Nevada Today
check out an article by Kris Vagner here

For pics by kris, please see here