The International Airport Montello is pleased to announce the opening of the main terminal. The opening is in time to receive passengers arriving from NYC…

Construction on the terminal is on going… Or!… Shall we say in motion?… We trust that arriving passengers will experience our free WiFi extention as a token thank you for using IAM… After all!… You must, by now, realize that part of our mission is to keep you in touch with the WWW… IAM is a Hot Spot…

We are designed to serve…

IAM

It is with great pride and pleasure the Airport Chapel announces the blessing of the International Airpot Montello… Go to the Airport Chapel for details.

Go to the Airport Chapel for details.

Picture uploading in process. If you have additional images please add them as well. If you recognize yourself in one of the pictures, please provide short captions. Merci Montello Crew.
(Uploaded today: Cell Phone Booth. More coming soon!)

Visit the IAM Security Department and look at the pictures. Observe the situation. Then remember: were you there at that day at that time at that site?
If you were, identify yourself. Be a concise and accurate IAM representative. Authorize yourself as a witnesses, who's duty is to report.

Reporting means: you have to describe the pictured incident in words. Pay attention to the details. If you can't remeber them correctly, ask the IAM manager if he can help you with this. If he can't, don't blame yourself, or start inventing things. If you didn't see anything, don't write anything. In this case, we can't use opinions. We need facts.

If you have them, avoid wordiness and police jargon. No 10-16 or 10-15. This is an airport.

Use correct spelling and punctuation. The image of IAM enforcement relies on your presentation. You are responsible for what you write. Therefore use the FIRST person. Refer to yourself as “I” . For example: If you put something in your pockets while the security officer looked away, write: “I” put something in “my” pockets. Tell the story in chronological order.

In addition: If you know the woman in the blue sweater, ask her to write a statement from her point of view.
If you know other authorizeed witnesses, encourage them to report. The reward for a report, is a re-word, meaning: answer.

And, if you detect any grammar issues in this Call for the Truth, that make me look incompetent, report them back to me. I am willing to learn.

Therefore: Is it “I” ore “me”, who wrote this?

YEAH!
THAT Place and Sky View Dinner Club transmitted images.
MMMhhhh!!!

How come, that numerous people who work at the airport wear hats that display a train?
To me this is very confusing.
Franzy

In case someones image is missing, currently the image storage at IAM is undergoing some renovation. Most images are now stored within their area. Pictures can still be used anywhere on the airport site. hajoe 04-23-06

The new system should be in effect and creates hopefully less confusion. Please advise if something is missing or misplaced. Almost nothing gets lost here at IAM and if we just check with lost & found. Hajoe

Hello, hello!
Here, very clear
International Airport Montello
We are ready for a mellow
take off, play off, day off, show down in the middle of the town.
Nothing here goes by that does not fly!
Do not bother to ask “why?”
High - up management will say:
Why not? It’s just too hot,
to think of any other reason during airplane season.

We had a vision which led to the decision:
Support the airport’s mission!
So in addition to wearing hats that display a train
currently a golden plane that dangles on a chain
is hung around each neck,
before the airport representatives check - in,
and deliver special talent and abilities
to exemplify I-A-M facilities.

Even though passenger flow seems kind of low,
We don’t get sloppy. Copy!
Flight deck - Radio check.
Dogs with tags are sniffing through bags
That may contain drugs and diseases
And it’s exactly that, what pleases
airport security officer Rontello,
who has the rational to work at Montello
International Airport next to this fellow
who is on top of the coffee shop
and in his doing, became a “Master of Brewing”
100 percent Columbian only
This guy never is lonely, and it is stunning,
how his coffee keeps things running,
flowing, flying, working, moving, a process which is proving
the precision of a vision,
in which air travel has the mentality
of a 21st. century reality.

Applause… Applause to the unknown poet from the coffee drinking gang at Juan's Coffee Shop… Great Job!…

Rumor on the ground… that was found going around… is that the bottom line… in 21st Century rhyme… didn't shine and show it… the name of the unknown poet… but… it was easy to tell the initials F L … rumor… humor… a poem… rap song… came on strong… could belong… the hymn of IAM.

The Technical Department is Mobile now.
If ya don't see him listen for his rockin sounds.
Where ever he is needed both High and Low.
Just give a call and he will be there for sure.
If he can't make it you will never know.
For he has support in robotic form.
He does not say goodbye anymore. The airport Slogan is what he uses now.

“See you around, in the air and on the ground.”

Go to the Airport Chapel and click on Quick Inspiration… It's Free!….

International Airport Montello will soon be releasing a promotional coloring book featuring the employees of IAM. IAM hopes the coloring book will encourage junior and family travel. IAM employees are excited about the new campaign. “We'll all be stars!”, say employees.
sAIRah

April29, 2006
OK, the kids are excited about the coloring book. We got lot's of florescent orange paint to color in the vests of airport representatives, who work in dangerous areas.

(Do you recognize the teacher in the picture.)

I see 30 teachers and one student. Ha ha ha…what a wonderful message for all of us at IAM. THANK YOU NEW YORK! We love you Too!!!
— Ed 2006/04/30 22:08

There are service dogs, guard dogs, hunting dogs, and herding dogs. Dogs have served as guides for the blind, as commandos, and have flown into outer space. Two of them came back to earth because they were offered an IAM position that capitalizes on their sensory prowess, strength and endurance advantages over normal IAM employees.

Get some sausages and make friends with Junior and Sweetie at security.

May 2006